Eric Cartman ([info]beefcake_cop) wrote,
@ 2009-03-28 20:49:00
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The Offer In A Meme
Post a comment here, and I will write a drabble or fic of Cartman with your muse. If you have a mood or theme in mind, let me know.


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[info]beefcake_cop
2009-05-31 04:20 pm UTC (link)
*Cartman rips open and bag of cheesy poofs, and writes a note back.*

Dear One Eyed Freak,

Those Spartan pussies wish they could rock like me. I mean, dude, what kind of army goes into battle wearing leather thongs and red capes? Why not just send an invitation to those Persians, and paint a bullseye on your back. Dumbasses.

But don't call my Amy, bitch, because I don't swing that way, you hippie. You Frenchies might wear all those feathers and faggy clothes, but messing around with young boys is still against the law.

Thanks for the snacks, though. At least you didn't send me those faggy French snail and Foy Grass shit.

Suspiciously, and Straight,

Eric Cartman

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