Good Cop, Bad Cop, Fat Cop

No expense was spared in the preparation of the South Park Coliseum. As the throngs of crowds arrived, succulent pigs were roasting over open pits, while long tables of food were being laid out for the hungry crowds of spectators.

In one wing, hot little babes were baking up every kind of pie that you could imagine, and there was a sea of nothing but pies, on dozens of tables. The refreshment stands charged only one dollar, for a large platter of food, along with a slice of pie and a drink. Drinks were served at stands, and by babes in togas who went through the rows of spectators. Scotch, beer, vodka, Pepsi and Hi C orange drink were all that was sold, for just one dollar each. The crowd was happy, and pretty toasted, when the master of ceremonies entered the large, open arena.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the South Park Coliseum, and the First Annual Dodgeball Tournament! Please rise for the playing of the National Anthem. Our special musical guest is Korn!"
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