Good Cop, Bad Cop, Fat Cop

Which one do I pick? Heroes fic or Dark Knight fic?

I’m trying to live in the present, but I keep tripping on the past.

The news from Gotham was bleak. It was as bleak as a bleak house. As bleak as a Lindsay Lohan horror movie. As bleak as George Bush's post Presidency speech making prospects. It was...bleak.

Eric Cartman went about his normal life, trying not to worry about the events happening so far away. After all, it had nothing to do with him, with his life or his persona. He was just a boy. A fat boy. A rude, obnoxious, mean little fat boy from South Park. What could he have to do with the horror that was happening in Gotham?

*cue flashback music*
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