Good Cop, Bad Cop, Fat Cop

What makes you angriest?

Disclaimer, warning and apology: Cut for R language of the most disgusting kind. Also, this is Cartman humor at it's most NON-PC. If your brain bruises easily, don't read it.

Mr. Garrison stood in front of the class. Behind him, the blackboard held the lesson plan for the week.

Exploring Alternative Lifestyles

"Now, children, this week, um...we're going to be exploring lifestyles different from our own."
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OOC:As part of his never ending quest across fandoms to find his father, Cartman is taking a strange twist. I can only blame his mun's serious love of Spader for this.

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